The Mother Lodge


By Rudyard Kipling


There was Rundle, Station Master, 
An' Beazeley of the Rail, 
An' 'Ackman, Commissariat, 
An' Donkin' o' the Jail; 
An' Blake, Conductor-Sargent, 
Our Master twice was 'e, 
With 'im that kept the Europe-shop, 
Old Framjee Eduljee. 

Outside -- "Sergeant! Sir! Salute! Salaam!" 
Inside -- "Brother", an' it doesn't do no 'arm. 
We met upon the Level an' we parted on the Square, 
An' I was Junior Deacon in my Mother-Lodge out there! 

We'd Bola Nath, Accountant, 
An' Saul the Aden Jew, 
An' Din Mohammed, draughtsman 
Of the Survey Office too; 
There was Babu Chuckerbutty, 
An' Amir Singh the Sikh, 
An' Castro from the fittin'-sheds, 
The Roman Catholick! 

We 'adn't good regalia, 
An' our Lodge was old an' bare, 
But we knew the Ancient Landmarks, 
An' we kep' 'em to a hair; 
An' lookin' on it backwards 
It often strikes me thus, 
There ain't such things as infidels, 
Excep', per'aps, it's us. 

For monthly, after Labour, 
We'd all sit down and smoke 
(We dursn't give no banquits, 
Lest a Brother's caste were broke), 
An' man on man got talkin' 
Religion an' the rest, 
An' every man comparin' 
Of the God 'e knew the best. 

So man on man got talkin', 
An' not a Brother stirred 
Till mornin' waked the parrots 
An' that dam' brain-fever-bird; 
We'd say 'twas 'ighly curious, 
An' we'd all ride 'ome to bed, 
With Mo'ammed, God, an' Shiva 
Changin' pickets in our 'ead. 

Full oft on Guv'ment service 
This rovin' foot 'ath pressed, 
An' bore fraternal greetin's 
To the Lodges east an' west, 
Accordin' as commanded 
From Kohat to Singapore, 
But I wish that I might see them 
In my Mother-Lodge once more! 

I wish that I might see them, 
My Brethren black an' brown, 
With the trichies smellin' pleasant 
An' the hog-darn passin' down; 
An' the old khansamah snorin' 
On the bottle-khana floor, 
Like a Master in good standing 
With my Mother-Lodge once more! 

Outside -- "Sergeant! Sir! Salute! Salaam!" 
Inside -- "Brother", an' it doesn't do no 'arm. 
We met upon the Level an' we parted on the Square, 

An' I was Junior Deacon in my Mother-Lodge out there!